Pats Blog

A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

“It's getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don't we go upstairs to bed.”

“We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”

A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

“It's getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don't we go upstairs to bed.”

“We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen has banned 3G mobile phones after a complaint from his wife and her friends about receiving pornography on them.
"I have written to the Minister of Telecommunications to delay the use of certain mobile phones," Hun Sen told an assembly of Buddhist monks in Phnom Penh Friday. "We can wait 10 more years until we have managed to improve morality in society."

Hun Sen, a one-eyed former Khmer Rouge soldier who has been in charge for the past 20 years, said his wife had signed a petition asking him to act against the phones, which can send video as well as still images.

Sexual violence and abuse are common in the war-scarred Southeast Asian nation.

Cambodia's first 3G (third-generation) mobile network opened earlier this year, but few people can afford the phones.

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

If you're bored with Prison Break waiting for the breakout, it finally arrives in Episode 21.

Just been checking out the Fox Site, and seems like there are only 22 episodes to the series. E22 was quite intense showing us how they get away from the prison. But if this is the last episode, im not at all impressed with the ending.

Lets just say, there should be more to it.

But still, Series 2 of Prison Break will be back next year, and something for us to look forward to...

In the mean time, catch up with Lost and 24 - Series 5, which ends tonight on that Fox

IM BORED, SO BORED I CANT EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING TO WRITE BOUT. SHOULD REALLY DO SUM WORK, BUT EVEN THAT IS MAKING ME FALL ASLEEP ON MY DESK..

Its all that sittin up trying to catch up with Prison Break in the nights. It is good though. Hit episode 21 last night, finally they escape.. 2 more episodes 2 go..(I think)..

Apart from that I managed to make 5 mins to get a little big brother action, and when you thought it couldnt get worse than BB6, BAMMMM!!!

Luckily we got the World Cup this summer, otherwise imagine if all we had on tv was Big Brother...We'd go mad by the summer end !!

Talkin rubbish..im gone...

Im so bored...been here since 9.30, havent really got much to do except arrange a payment run.

Im just waitin for lunch really, think im gonna get myself a subway lunch today..

Arsenal game tonight...lets hope its a gud one...me myself is a Liverpool fan, but what the hell, all we want is action tonight...and farewell to Henry....

BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since all the nonsense with the law about the drink driving offense, a whole year went by and i was happy to see the back of it, until Jan this year, note almost a 18 months later. At 8am, as i was leavin for work, A marked police vehicle arrives at my house, to inform me that there is an outstanding warrant out for my arrest. I was shocked, what had i done?

I was again taken to the police station, and informed of the offense. Again, being locked up for a few hours, i managed to explain my story to the investigating officers.

I was then told in order to clear my name i should take a dna test, provide my fingerprints and get my photo taken, but once i do that my records will always be available to the Met database and can be searched at any time.

I knew i hadnt done anything, these guys wouldnt believe me. So as suggested, i voluntarily provided my dna and prints, and when checked with the details of the arrested Mr X, obviously they didnt match. and after another hour of sortin the paperwork out, i was free to go home.

Again when i asked why the warrant as still active, i was given the same reason as was given by the court over a year ago. Yet, they had found no Mr X, but came back to arrest me instead.

Friday night was the third time, and this is becoming a nuisance. I feel to complain to the Met, as this is a waste of my time, the Mets time, and its totally a waste of the taxes we pay in order to run this so called Policing System who cant seem to do anything right.

So, having received this warrant, I headed down to Forest Gate Police Station late that evening, to be told my the PC at the front desk that he had no idea what to do as it seemed like a case of identity theft and i should go to Stratford Magistrates Court in the morning to attend to this matter.

So, came the next day, i took the morning off work, thinking i could get this sorted as soon as the Court opens - and headed down to Court, where i was arrested for failing to appear in court the previous month. I was also told that i should have been arrested the night before at the Police Station as i had been issued with a No-Bail Warrant - meaning im in alot of trouble for something i aint done. hmmmmm

After four hours being locked up in a cell, waiting for my solicitor and for my case to be heard by the magistrates, i was finally taken to the court room. I had already explained to my solicitor that this was insane, i had never drunk, never mind driving whilst drunk, and the vehicle mentioned being pulled over by the arresting officers, was not known to me either.

Solicitor asked for the evidence from that night to be presented in court, which clearly showed a photograph of the Mr X, which had been taken the at the police station on the night of the arrest.

At this point, it was realised that clearly my details were used falsely, and i was released, cleared of all charges.

Except, the only thing was, the court apparantly did not have the power to remove the warrant off my name, as they are still looking for Mr X. The warrant is for Mr X, but as he gave my name, these are the only details they can go by. So his warrant remains in my file, and if im lucky enough, ill get arrested everytime a name check is done for me...How great is that....Not So!!!

Friday Night, being dropped off home after a social gathering with a few friends, i managed to bump into a couple of POlice officers, who ended up doing a PNC check on my details, only to find that there is a warrant out for my arrest for the offence of drink driving and failing to appear in court in september 2004.

Being seconds away from seeing handcuffs around my wrists, i managed to persuade the officers that they had the wrong person and this was a mistake they were going to make for the third time. They still decided it was necessary to disturb my parents at close to midnight to confirm my identity, so being intelligent officers, they sat me in the car, which was literally 2 houses away from my house, drove me to the front of my house, and then walked me in like i was going to run away or something...

Anyway. so heres what really happened, and why they had the wrong person...

July 2004, two days before my 25th, I was given a 6month driving ban for 'totting up' 12 points on my license..

In September the same year, Mr X ( we dont know who X is) got pulled over in East Ham, and questioned as to his identity. I dont know how or why, but Mr X managed to give the officers my name, address and date of birth.. Unfortunately for him, having given my details, he was arrested for driving whilst on a ban. Mr X was then taken to the station, booked in for the above and also for drinking whilst driving, and then released on bail to appear in court the following morning.

Did Mr X go to court?? No.. He had given my details and got away with everything, so to speak.

A month later, a letter was dropped through my box. When opened, it was a warrant for my arrest, informing me i had failed to appear in court in september this year, and that i should visit Forest Gate Police Station to sort this out.